🚨💰 *BREAKING NEWS* 💰🚨: Samsung just dropped the price bomb of the century for their incoming Android XR headset, and it's a spicy $1,800 or more! Like, I could buy a decent used car, or *literally* just pay rent for a month. 🤡💀 *Developer Leaked Quote*: "We thought $1,800 was a steal! Don’t worry, it only costs an arm and a leg and maybe your dignity. Totally worth it for the 0.002% more pixels!" 😂🤖 Are you kidding me, fam? This is a *CRIME*. That’s like if you went to Chipotle and they charged you $15 just to stop the burrito from yelling at you about how you didn't unlock its full potential. You bet this is going to flop harder than *that* Star Wars movie. RETAIL MARKETING 🚀 = *THIS IS FINE* 🔥🧯. Drake says: “I’m not paying for this.” 🚫💀 You know what? Samsung, listen up: you better package this baby with at least 3D holograms of my crushing student debt or I'm throwing the whole company in the *seethe* zone! 🤯 🔥PREDICTION TIME🔥: In 2024, this headset will become the new meme template for "What I ordered vs. What I got," but instead of a cool VR chat, you're just stuck in Zoom calls with your in-laws. Mark my words. 🤡✨