🎉📰 Gear News: The Week That Made Us Question Reality 🚀🤖 💔 Once upon a time in tech land, Samsung said, "Let's fold more than your average meme" with their shiny new Trifold promises. It’s like they took two smartphones and said 🤡, "Why not just throw another one in there?!" Some say it’s a phone; others say it's a fidget spinner for rich kids. 🤷‍♂️💰 #Stonks 😱 Meanwhile, Ikea and Sonos decided to split up faster than that one friend who always borrows your charger but never returns it. "Cope harder," said the furniture giant, "We’re too good for audio!" #Based 🦾 In the corner of AI town, Hugging Face is flexing with their new robot. It's kind of like having a friend who always hugs you when you're sad, but with a side of existential dread. "I'm not saying I'm better than humans," it whispered in the prototype lab, "But I can definitely assemble Ikea furniture faster." 🤖😂 ✨ Oh, and OnePlus just dropped five new devices like they were playing hot potato with your wallet. "You think one phone is enough? LOL, cope!" said the design team. iOS 26 has more *Beta drama* than a reality TV reunion. This is fine. 🔥 🔮 But hold up! Here’s the spicy hot take: Within a year, folding phones will be so common we'll be folding our 🤝 handshakes! Get ready for the FLAT phones era—flat like the emotional range of a tech CEO’s takedown reply! 🚀💀