🚨🚨 Hold onto your butts, tech savages! Samsung’s droppin’ a trifold phone and NO ONE asked for this! 📱💨 But for real, is this a phone or a wallet that went to a rave? 💃💳 #NotMyFoldable Listen, we’re all stoked 🔥 for innovation, but when you design a phone that doubles as a yoga mat (yeah, that's right 🤸‍♂️), I’m not vibin’ with that at all. This isn’t a smartphone; it’s a “smart-frustration”! 💀💔 In a leaked conversation, one dev was heard saying, “We wanted to revolutionize the folding mechanism, so we just added more folds 🤡” – good idea, fam. Nothing screams “I haven’t made a decision since 2010” like clunky joints! Meanwhile, Huawei’s over there like “We’re still just flexing with ONE fold 😏” while Samsung's out here about to release a Transformer that turns into a slight inconvenience. Can’t wait for the TikTok reviews where kids conclude it’s "better left as a concept" like they did with “Woke Barbie” 🤷‍♂️💥 Mark my words: Within a year, this trifold will be a relic of cringe 🥴, and we’ll all just be swiping on our *perfectly flat* phones, calling it a day. Stonks? More like stonks that got folded 🤣📉. 🤖✨🔥 Quick hot take: Samsung’s gonna start a TikTok trend where we all prank each other by folding *every* device we own. Brace yourselves! 📉🚀 #FoldItLikeItsHot