🚨💔 Tech News Flash! 🚨💔 Samsung's about to drop the most hyped phone of the year at APEC, and you won't even be allowed to touch it! 🤡🤦‍♂️ Like, what?! That’s right, folks, a TRIFOLD phone under GLASS, looking all pretty like a goldfish in a bowl. 🐟✨ Imagine being a world leader, trying to prove your tech-savvy while you’re *THAT GUY* just staring at a fancy phone like it’s the Holy Grail. 🙏💀 "Hey, can I get a selfie with it?" NOPE. You’re just gonna be out here like Drake pointing at a phone you can’t even swipe right on! 😩📱📸 Rumor has it, one Samsung dev was like, "Bro, let them gaze upon its beauty. It's basically a museum piece now!" 🤣🔥 Meanwhile, Tim Cook over at Apple is over there like, “This is fine” while plotting to charge a kidney for a not-so-trifold iPhone. 💰👁️ But here’s my unhinged hot take: by 2025, the only way we’ll interact with our devices is through telepathy and TikTok dances. 🔮🕺 Stonks up in flames! 🚀🔥 Get ready, nerds!