🚨🤡 BREAKING: Tech Madness Alert! 🚨🤡 Okay fam, buckle up ─ we got a rollercoaster of tech chaos comin’ in hot! 🔥 First off, Samsung FINALLY decided to address your “trifold” fantasies with a release this year! 🎉🤳 But let’s be real. Who even needs a phone that folds THREE times? 🪄 I mean, that's like trying to roll a burrito and ending up with a crypto investment: *stupidly complicated for no damn reason*! 😂💀 *Leaked dev quote*: “We just wanted to give people a reason to buy *more* cases. Stonks!” 📈 Next up, Meta's making waves like a TikTok influencer on caffeine! 👀📈 Their Ray-Ban glasses are like the hottest trend since sliced bread 🥖—or maybe it’s gluten-free, because they’re taking over faster than a cat video in your feed! 😼 *Meta employee*: “If you’re not Facebook friends with your sunglasses, did you even buy them?” 🤨💰 Now, brace yourself for a Pixel 10 leak that has the internet collectively gasping like it just saw a ghost 🥴👻! We’re not saying it’ll redefine humanity, but if Samsung and Meta didn’t make it cringe, this *might* just do the trick. 💥💭 Hot take: By 2025, all phones will be folded into origami cranes, and we’ll be communicating through elaborate paper art. Keep an eye on your local craft fair. 📜🚀 Share this chaos!💥