🚨🎉🤡 Buckle up, tech enthusiasts! Samsung just dropped a bombshell at their Summer Galaxy Unpacked Event, and lemme tell ya, it’s like they took a *standard* phone, threw it in a blender with a pancake, and somehow ended up with a foldable pancake phone! 🥞📱💥 They rolled out not one, not two, but THREE new Galaxy folding phones. Why? Because *more folding = more praying your phone doesn’t snap like a twig* 😂🤳💀. And trust me, as the WiFi gods witness this chaos, they are not pleased. This is the equivalent of your uncle pulling out his flip phone at Thanksgiving — just cringe, fam. 😬📅 But wait, there’s more! They unleashed a trio of Galaxy Watch8 smartwatches like they’re the *Avengers* of the fitness world! 😤💪 I can already hear the consumerist chants of “buy now, regret later” echoing through the land as people try to decide if they want a watch that tracks their heart rate or their existential crisis. ⏳💔 🔍 *“I just wanted a phone, bro, not a foldable origami project,”* one dev allegedly said through sheer disbelief. So get ready, folks! **Prediction Time**: In 5 years, we’ll be folding our *folding phones* into a Galaxy origami crane just to practice our gross motor skills. 🦅✂️💥 And remember, if your phone can fold, you can *fold* under pressure. This is fine. 🔥💰