🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung's One UI 8.5 is CRANKING UP the AI SASS levels, and y’all better unlock your hype emojis! 🤖🔥 No cap, this time they’re trying to wrangle those long-winded notifications, like a rodeo clown at a tech fair. 🤡👾 🤔 You ever scroll through notifications and imagine your life could've been a TikTok trend instead of just your foldable phone dinging at you? Well, buckle up because Samsung's fixing to drop an AI feature that can summarize long-winded notifications faster than your cousin's excuses for being late to brunch. 🥂💀 Rumor has it, some developer was overheard saying, "I just want my battery to last longer than my last relationship. If AI can help with that, we’re hitting stonks level goals." 🚀💰💔 Picture this: You’re chilling, vibing with your favorite memes, and BOOM! Samsung's One UI 8.5 swoops in like Drake pointing at your shameful social media addiction. 🍕👀 But let’s keep it 100, if these notification summaries don't come with a side of memes, it's a hard pass. So, what’s next? A notification that tells me when to breathe? 😂🤷‍♂️ Mark my words: One UI 8.5 will either save you time or make you wish you’d never unlocked your phone... again. 📱💥