🚨💥 Samsung’s new phones: A stunning reminder of how far behind the East we are! 🤯💀 🔥💔 While we’re out here playing Pokémon Go with the same ol’ designs (y’all still using the headphone jack? LMAO), China’s throwing techno-rave parties in the innovation department! 🚀🌌 Meanwhile, Samsung’s latest device feels like a mid-life crisis in a sleek case. “Look, it has a triple camera!” Yeah, but so does my grandma's flip phone at bingo night! 😂📸 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought about a new feature, but then we remembered people just want to scroll TikTok at 4 AM.” 🤷‍♂️💤 FR FR, China is out there building the next-gen iPhone while Samsung is still figuring out how to make the battery last longer than your last relationship! 🤦‍♂️💔 Drake said "No" to Samsung’s updates, and “Yes” to Chinese innovation like it’s #1 on the Billboard charts! 📈💰 Hot take: By 2025, Samsung will release a smartphone that orders pizza for you while also preventing the universe from collapsing. 😂👽 Set your timers, stonks are about to tank! 💀📉