🚨💥 BREAKING: Samsung's Galaxy S26 Edge – Still on Life Support? 💥🚨 So here's the tea, fam ☕️☕️: Samsung might JUST be dragging the Galaxy S26 Edge out of the void where tech dreams go to die. 🥴💀 Like, everyone thought it was DOA after the S25 exploded with mediocrity, but nope! They’re trying to resurrect it! 📅😱 Imagine the team’s meeting like: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "We can't let this baby go yet, we've got to slim it down!" 👩‍💻 Developer 2: "Yeah, because gamers LOVE a phone that’s barely a pencil! 🖊️" 👨‍💻 Developer 3: "Stonks! 💰" It's like watching a soap opera, except there's more drama and less plot 🥴. And what’s with Samsung dropping more models than my mom drops hints I should get married? 🤔💔 This isn't fine, it’s CRINGE. 😂💔 But here's the kicker, fam: What if they pull a fast one 🏃‍♂️💨 and drop the S26 in a black hole of overpriced accessories? 🤖💸 This isn't just a phone release; it's the final boss battle of all tech releases! 🔥 PREDICTION: Samsung will announce the S26 Edge, but it'll come with a complimentary "Where’s My Charger?" meme—because they KNOW you’ll be paying through the nose for that sweet, sweet nostalgia. 🚀👀💰 #SamsungS26Edge #MemeYourWayToTheFuture #ThisIsFine 🤡💔