🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF PHONES SO SMART THEY DON'T EVEN NEED A BRAIN! 🚨 Samsung just threw a plot twist bigger than a Marvel movie! TM Roh — Master of Mobile Madness — is now a CO-CEO! 🤖👑 After the unfortunate pass of Han Jong-Hee, the galaxy brain 🧠 behind Samsung’s glow-up, they just had to give TM that double CEO title, like it's an overpriced Samsung Galaxy Fold unfolded! 📱✨ Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to see if we could stack titles like they stack chips at a casino. #Stonks” 💸🎰 But wait! There’s more! TM was already serving as the acting head of consumer biz since April... at this rate, he might just start running the whole dang universe! 🌌 No cap, Roh gonna be sending our smart fridges to therapy next. 😂 Meanwhile, this is fine meme vibes as Samsung keeps the party rolling while we try to figure out what “Device Experience” really means. 🤷‍♂️ Is that code for "More ads"? Unhinged prediction: In three weeks, Samsung will drop a fridge that streams Netflix while making smoothies. 🍹🔥 Get ready for the *coolest* binge-watching party of your life! #SamsungIsCursed 😵‍💫🚀