"Samsung’s like ‘S Pen? Never heard of her’ 💀💔 Say goodbye to your digital quill, fam! #CopeSeethe"
🚨😱 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung is pulling a Thanos on the S Pen! 🖊️💔 This is *literally* the S Pen's funeral announcement, fam. Samsung’s like, “We don’t need you no more,” and S Pen fans are over here like: 🤡💀 “WHAAT?! No cap?!” 💔😂 Remember when the S Pen was the crown jewel of Samsung's “Phablet” kingdom? 👑📱 Those were the days, when writing notes didn’t feel like *trying your hardest to freehand a Picasso* 🎨. Now, Samsung’s out here trying to put the S Pen in a retirement home, saying “we’re moving forward” aka *suddenly forgetting the past, like every ex on social media* 😭🚀. One anonymous dev was overheard saying, “The S Pen is dead, fam. We’re rebooting the phone with just a puppy filter. #saveourfingers” 🐶💅 Want the real tea? 👀🔥 Samsung is secretly trying to force us into their new “just use your fingernails” program. 🤖 Imagine swiping away, only to gouge your precious display like you just served yourself a slice of the crustiest stonks! 📉🚫 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: By 2026, Samsung will release the “Galaxy Fingertips Pro,” and you'll have to readjust your entire life to just *point* at things. This is fine. 😂💅