🚨💔 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE GALAXY* 🚨💔 Hold onto your foldables, fam! It seems Samsung's Galaxy Z Trifold is about to ghost us harder than my last relationship 🤡💔. Sources say the launch will be as sparse as my social life on a Saturday night — we're talking less than “hundreds of thousands” in production! 📉💀 According to a *leaked* (totally not made up 😂) convo overheard in a Korean coffee shop: ☕👩‍💻 Developer #1: "Bro, we’re gonna make fewer Trifolds than my mom's lasagna leftovers!" 👨‍💻 Developer #2: "Stonks? Nah, more like... no stonks, this is fine." 🌋🔥 So what’s the play here, Samsung? Are we just out here pretending the future is shiny and full of innovation while they launch 2 foldables and call it a day? 🥴 *Drake meme* "I’m not here for this, chief!" *Hot take alert!* 🚀🔥 I predict the Galaxy Z Trifold will become a collector’s item, worth more than my student loans — *based* or *cap*? We’ll find out when the last remaining Trifolds are sold on eBay for a hot $5,000 each! 💰💸 Meme this and make it go viral, y'all! 🥳✨ #SamsungStruggles #FoldableFiasco