🚨💥 BREAKING: Samsung’s Galaxy Z “TriFold” to invade more countries than your obnoxious cousin at Thanksgiving! 🍗🤡 That’s right, folks! Forget boring old “foldable” phones—our friends at Samsung have decided that THREE folds are better than two 🤯📱📱📱 because apparently, we’re collecting phone folds like we’re trying to create a tech origami masterpiece! 🦢💅 "Samsung is pushing the 'tri-fold' like they're selling stonks—it's a low-key pump & dump scheme!” said one *totally-not-a-leaked* developer. “We're just trying to see if people will buy phones shaped like taco holders.” 🌮💸 Now, we all know the US is just a giant playground for tech innovations, but like, bro, have we really reached the point where phones need more creases than my grandma’s face? 🤔💀 So, is the TriFold just Samsung’s way of saying “LOOK AT ME!” or is it about to become the hottest meme since “this is fine” dog 🔥🐶? I’m convinced this will lead to a new TikTok challenge: “Can you handle the fold?” 😂 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll have a FOUR-fold phone where the screen literally wraps around your face—mark my words. You’ll be taking selfies from the inside. No cap. 🤖💥