📉💔 *BREAKING: Samsung’s Galaxy S26 'Pro' is officially canceled - guess they got too busy copying Apple to actually create something!* 🚫🍏 Just when you thought Samsung was ready to give us a mind-blowing phone that didn't look like a $5 knock-off of the iPhone, they go and pull a classic “psych! Just kidding!” 🥴🤡. Rumor has it that some poor intern found out last minute, and now they’re crying into their latte while saying, “I thought we were getting a hot new vibe, but now we’re just 💩!” 💀 Let’s be real: Samsung’s been on that desperate “let’s-copy-Apple” grind harder than your buddy who only wears Supreme but doesn’t even skate. 😬 Like, dude, just admit you wanna be like them or stop trying to make fetch happen! Someone leaked a convo from the dev team: 👾 Dev 1: “So, we’re not doing the Pro?” 👾 Dev 2: “Nah fam, just stick with ‘boring’ for 2026.” 👾 Dev 1: “This is fine. I’m fine.” *sips tea* ☕🔥 Is anyone even surprised? They’ve been pulling this stunt since the last three generations! So here’s my unhinged prediction: Samsung will now pivot to making smart toasters. FLASHY toasters. 🦄🔥🤖 Who needs phones when you can have perfectly crispy bread? Stonks, baby! 💰💰💰