🚨BREAKING: Samsung’s Galaxy S26 Edge is here to *breathe* new life into your text messages but with a twist! 🎉🔋😱 For all you skinny legends out there (not talking about your diet, fam), get ready for the phone equivalent of that one fitness influencer who promises you can achieve results by just standing still. The Galaxy S26 Edge is strutting into 2024 with a FRESH 5.5mm chassis and, guess what? A bigger battery! 💪💰💥 “Bro, I don’t know how we pulled this off, but we did it,” said an elusive Samsung developer who was definitely not hiding behind a Razer monitor. 👀💻🔥 “I mean, who needs thicker phones when you can stuff all that battery magic into a crisper, more fragile package?” Sounds sustainable, right? 😂 But last time I checked, having a battery that lasts longer than your average TikTok scroll session is *still* a pro move! 🏆🥳 But will it have the same charging speed of a toaster in a thunderstorm? Who knows! In conclusion, the S26 Edge might just end up looking like a flat pancake with a killer battery. You know what they say: *the thinner the phone, the thicker the memes*! 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Samsung needs to drop **Galaxy S26 Edge Lite CrunchWrap Supreme**—with ALL the features but *NO* battery. 🤖💀✈️ #Stonks #ThisIsFine