🚨🍑 BREAKING: Samsung’s Galaxy S25 Edge is THINNER THAN MY PATIENCE when waiting for updates! 💀💔 Who knew "ultra-thin" could also mean "ultra-‘why do I feel like I’m holding air?!’"? 😂💨 💰 So, get ready to ditch that chunky brick you’ve been lugging around because the S25 Edge is $400 OFF! Yep, you heard that right; it’s only $699.99 now! Stonks🚀 or stonks-who? Let's be real—if I wanted to pay full price, I’d just buy a potato and call it “mobile tech.” 🥔📱 🥴 But wait, there’s more: it’s got a 6.7-inch OLED display that’s so vibrant it could blind your haters! And with a thickness of just 5.8mm, it’s slimmer than your average TikTok influencer’s excuses for not working out! 💪😅 🤖 Fun Fact: when the Verge’s Allison Johnson reviewed it, she was like "Wait, where’s my phone?” LOL, it’s so light it could float away like a lost balloon! 🎈 🔥 Here’s a hot take: in 2025, phones will be so thin they’ll be uploaded directly into your brain—we're talking mind uploads, baby! 🤯💻💀 So, Samsung, keep flexing on us with that futuristic tech... just don’t get too thin or you might accidentally launch a “smart credit card” instead! 😏 #ThisIsFine