🚨 HOLD UP, GOOFY GEEKS! 🚨 Are we seriously about to get *Galaxy Glasses* from Samsung?! 🤯 Like, do they think we have nothing better to do than look like dorks wearing high-tech goggles? 🤓💔 I mean, fr fr, the only thing missing is a selfie stick so we can take pics of ourselves pretending to be tech-savvy while looking like we're hunting for Pokémon in public! 🤡🎮 According to some *totally legit* insider who totally isn’t just my roommate claiming he’s a “tech analyst” 🥴, these AI glasses are powered by Google software and Samsung hardware. And yes, they’ll probably have features nobody asked for—kinda like that friend who shows you their 37-step skincare routine at parties. 💀 And of course, they’re trying to compete with the Meta Ray-Bans because apparently, our faces weren’t already cringe enough! 😬 Just imagine rocking these glasses while trying to hide from your ex. Drake is over there like, "Nah, I’m good." 🙅‍♂️ But here’s my UNHINGED prediction: these glasses are gonna glitch so hard that we’ll end up seeing LIVE tweets from Elon Musk about memes instead of reality. Wait for it... 🚀🔥 Stonks will crash as people wonder if they should just invest in a good ol' pair of regular sunglasses instead. 😂💸 Y’all ready for the future? It’s looking... uh, this is fine. 🔥🤖