🌌👾 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung tries to convince us to buy smartphones that fold in half AGAIN! 🤡💀 Today's drama 🤯: Samsung just unleashed the Galaxy Z Fold 7, aka the fancy origami phone that costs a whopping $1,999 💸💔. Why? Because apparently, being able to fold your phone in half makes it worth more than your rent, am I right? 🎤💔 “Honestly, I just wanted a phone that fits in my pocket,” whispered a dev in the break room 💬. You mean to tell me this phone is powered by the Snapdragon 8 Elite chip? Bro, I just want a device that doesn’t make me have an existential crisis every time I pay my phone bill. 🙃 And wait, there's more! 2 new Galaxy Watches 👀! Because who wouldn’t want a smartwatch to remind them they are late to their own life? Like, stonks for mood tracking, but cringe for budget tracking. 🤦‍♂️🔥 But here’s the hottest take: by 2025, we’ll all just be *wearing* our foldable phones as hats. I mean, why not? 🚀🤖💡 It's either that or going full-on caveman, so let’s level up our tech fashion! 😂👾 📅💣 Mark my words – our future is *literally* in our heads… folding phones make great helmets. 💥😎