🚨🎉 BREAKING: Samsung just threw a wild BIRTHDAY party for the Galaxy Z Fold 7 and slapped a $300 discount on it! 💸🥳 Like, is this a phone or a party favor?! 🎈🤖 I mean, who wouldn’t want to spend $1,699.99 for a flip phone that’s basically yelling, “Look, Mom, I’m a tablet now!” 🤣👀 But wait, it gets wilder! On the same day, the Google Pixel 10 is about to drop like it's hot at the Made By Google 2025 event. 🔥💥 Meanwhile, Samsung is like "hold my overpriced beer" as they embrace the foldable trend. 📱🚀 Imagine folding this phone up and pretending it's a cute little origami swan. No cap, that's the only way to justify this MADNESS! Developer Quote 1: “The Z Fold 7 is basically Tetris, but for your pockets.” - A Samsung intern who definitely got their coffee spilled on. ☕💀 Anyway, remember folks, stonks and folds! 📉💰 Mark my words: soon enough, we’ll be folding our entire lives like we do laundry, and the world’s gonna go coo-coo for pixelated flip phones. I’m not saying it’ll happen, but I’m also not NOT saying it. 🤡💥 Share this chaos, fam! 🌍💥