🎉📱💔 Oh snap, fam! The Galaxy Z Fold 7 is out, and Samsung's battery *capacity* is like that one dude at the party who only drinks water—*super weak*, no cap. 💧🔋✨ According to leaked “developer” quotes 🤖, “We decided to focus on *making the phone foldable* instead of the battery. #Priorities” 😂 Like bruh, we know they’re trying to reinvent the wheel, but how about we charge it too? 🛞⚡ Samsung: "Look! We added features!" 👀 Meanwhile, users are like Drake pointing at reliable battery life 🤔➡️😩. Battery anxiety? Oh yeah, it's realll! 🤯 And what’s up with the S Pen being benched? Feels like they took the NBA draft and picked a *banana peel* instead 🍌🏀. #Cope #Seethe This is fine. 🔥🔥👀 But let's get real: They can add all the pixels and bells & whistles, but if there's no power to *literally* back it up, it's like buying a race car with a tricycle engine. 🏎️➡️🚴‍♀️ 🚀 Unhinged prediction alert: Up next, Galaxy Z Fold 8 will be solar-powered and *still* have a battery capacity comparable to a double A. Samsung, stop playing! 🤡🔥💰 #StonksOrStinks?