🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS! 🚨🎉 Samsung is officially serving us the blandest soup of smartphone lineup possible by scrapping the long-rumored S26 Pro! 🥴💤 Like, WHERE'S THE FLAVOR, SAMMY?! 🍲👀 Say goodbye to the "Pro" branding and hello to the S26 – it's like they took the "P" outta "Pro" and replaced it with "Pfft." 🤡💔 According to our SUPER SECRET insider (shoutout to “NotMarkGurman” on Twitter), “We just tried to pull an Apple and failed harder than a dad joke at Thanksgiving.” 🤦‍♂️💬 Yep, that's right, this wasn't a tech decision; it was a marketing facepalm! 😩🔥 So now we’re stuck with the S26, the equivalent of a restaurant serving you water with a lemon wedge instead of a lit cocktail: SO CRINGE, NO CAP. 🍋💦 Just look at Drake – he’s shaking his head and pointing at the S26 like, “Nah, fam. Go home, you’re drunk!” 🍹✌️ 🚀🔥 Unhinged prediction: Samsung is going to announce a new color for the S27, and we’re all gonna pretend it’s the next big thing while we quietly drink our tears. Cheers to innovation, I guess! 🥳💔💰