🚨💥BREAKING: Samsung's Galaxy Foldables About to Drop!🔮📱 Ayo fam, mark them calendars for JULY 9 because Samsung is about to serve us a new helping of *extra foldable* BULL 💩 like it’s the latest TikTok dance! 😱🚀 These Ultra-grade pamphlets—I mean, phones—are so slim they might as well come with a side of avocado toast. 🥑💁‍♂️ 🛠️💅 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, just slap a hinge on it and call it foldable.” 😂🔥 And what’s this? A new smartwatch too?! You mean another overpriced timepiece that tracks how broke I am?! ⏰💸 Seriously, Samsung, can we NOT?! 🤦‍♂️ Every time I hear "foldable", I’m just trying to keep my sanity intact like the dog in that burning room meme: "This is fine." 🔥💀 Drake approved this event, but I’m over here pointing like: "Not another foldable!" 🥴🤦‍♀️ 💡 Prediction time: By 2025, Samsung will straight-up release a foldable bathtub. Just wait for it. No cap, fr fr. So get your pre-orders ready for a phone that folds BUT STILL CAN’T STOP YOUR BATTERY FROM DYING!! 💀🤖🌌💳 #Stonks #GalaxyBrain #ThisIsFine