🎉💀💫 SAMSUNG’S GONNA PUT A SCREEN ON YOUR FACE, Y’ALL!!! 🤖👓 Hold onto your butts because Samsung just dropped news of their *“ANDROID XR GLASSES”* (what’s next, Android shoes? 🤡). If you thought slapping a big ol’ expensive monitor on your face was a flex, just wait till you try these anti-social spectacles that promise to make you feel *more* alone than ever. 😂🚀 💰 Samsung says they’re partnering up to make XR the next big thing! Ooh la la! Who doesn’t want to see their friends playing Fortnite—with an unhealthy lens of skepticism? *Insert Drake pointing meme here* 👌🔥 "When you want virtual reality but only get 60% of the social experience." Leaked developer conversations be like: 👨‍💻 *“Hey, can we just make it look cool?”* 👩‍💻 *“Nah, it’s gotta be functional too!”* 👨‍💻 *"This is fine" while noping out of social life* 😅💀 But seriously folks, if these things don’t come with a built-in social interaction blocker, what are we even doing? *Imagine this:* VR Zoom calls while you’re in bed, and your coworkers think you’re actually living life. 🤷‍♂️ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** 🔮 Samsung will acquire the metaverse and banish IRL interactions by 2025. Get ready to live your life on a 2-inch OLED screen, fr fr. *Stonks?* More like *no stonks!* 💸👾