🚨💻💥BREAKING: Samsung Internet Hits Windows Like a Stunned Horse! 🐴💣 The company is clearly trying to flex its tech muscles with *another* web browser. Like, who asked? 🤷‍♂️ *raises eyebrows* 😂 Are we just gonna pretend that their mobile browser options weren't already heavy enough to sink a ship? ⚓️ Listen up, fam! 🗣️ Samsung is all about that AI drip now—like it’s 2023 and we didn't just get blasted with enough AI news to fill a Black Mirror season. 📺😱 They're calling it a "PC browser that evolves"—sounds more like a Pokémon in mid-transformation, tbh. *Cough cough* Bulbasaur, is that you? 🌱➡️🐉 So yeah, it syncs data like bookmarks and your online shopping regrets (track your stonks, bro 💰), but please—who's still using bookmarks in 2025? Since when is "privacy dashboard" just corporate-talk for "we’re watching you, buddy?" 👀😂 Rumor has it, one disgruntled developer muttered, “At this point, I'd rather bet on crypto than trust Samsung Internet.” And you know what? Based. 🔥🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2030, we’ll see a Samsung toaster that uses AI to judge your bread toasting skills. 🤤🚀 So dress up your croutons and hold on to your hats, because AI toast is about to steal your Wi-Fi! 🍞⚡️💀 #ToastAI #WebSurferProblems