🚨Attention, tech stans!🚨 Hold onto your wallets because Samsung’s Black Friday sales be hitting harder than your ex’s ghost texts! 💔💸 🔥 They’re slashing $720 OFF select Galaxy phones. That’s right, folks! $720! Enough to fund your questionable midnight snack habits for an entire YEAR! 🍕💰 Talk about a deal that makes you wanna do the stonks meme dance! 💃📈 But wait—there’s MORE! If you’ve ever dreamt of tracking how many times you *actually* hit the gym and still failed, you can snag the Galaxy Ring for a mere $120 off! 💍💀 That’ll motivate you like Drake pointing at your “healthy lifestyle” while you crush a pint of ice cream. 🤦‍♂️ A leaked Samsung developer whispered, “We’re basically giving away our tech like candy on Halloween. Just don’t ask us how long the battery lasts. 🥴🔋” So let’s be real—this Black Friday is looking like the ultimate "This is fine" meme as we swipe our credit cards into oblivion while gripping onto overpriced gadgets like they’re the trends of 2019! 🤡💀 Prediction time: In 2030, we’ll be using Galaxy Rings to pay for overpriced avocado toast while living under a bridge. No cap. 🚀💔🔥 Share this madness before your buddies miss out! 🤖💥