🛑👀 HOLD UP, FOLDY BOIS! Samsung is about to drop the Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Z Flip 7, and it’s time to PUT ON YOUR GOGGLES! Prepare to fold your mind like a burrito 🌯 because they’re supposedly sleeker, sexier, and ready for that TikTok dance showdown 💃! 🔥🔥 But why should I care? 🙄 Let's just say: if your phone doesn't LOOK like it just stepped out of a sci-fi movie 📖, you simply ain't living, fam! NO CAP! 🕶️ “Leaked Developer Tweet”: “We literally just put a hinge on a potato and called it innovation. 😂🍟” 🗞️ Watch the Unpacked Event on Wednesday? You mean watch Samsung’s marketing team do their absolute best to convince us that folding a phone is NOT just a fancy way of saying we can’t design a regular smartphone? 🤡💀 This is fine. Forget about those old-school flip phones – this is like Drake pointing at your boring flat phone and then smugly sliding into the future with the Galaxy Z 🔥🚀. GUESS WHAT?? The galaxy isn't folding, it’s EXPANDING! 💰💥 Hot take: next year, we’ll be flipping through holographic foldable tablets while sipping on our oat milk lattes 🍵. 💥 SHARE THIS for stonks! 🚀 Who’s buying a potato phone? 🤖