🎉📱💅🏻 Hold onto your folding phones, fam! It's time to dive headfirst into the *wild world* of the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold7! You might be thinking, “This looks just like every other phone!” And honestly? 🚨 No cap, that’s the vibe. It’s like Samsung took a regular phone, then threw it into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for a glow-up! #UltraThin 💅🏻💁‍♂️ But wait, there’s more! It’s got performance that'll make your grandma's flip phone weep 😭💔 but price? OOF. We're talking wallet-crippling levels of stonks! 💰💰 That's right, folks, you might as well start saving for a new kidney instead of this overpriced sandwich of tech! 🚀💸 And single tear for our S Pen lovers—NO S PEN SUPPORT! Like, what is this, a **cringe** contest? 🤡 🐸 Imagine a world where your high-tech phone can't even fit your beloved pen! Sam Rutherford from Engadget might as well be screaming, “This is fine!” as he braves the Fold7's uncharted overpriced seas. 👨‍💻💬 “Just remember, Samsung: thinner doesn’t always mean better. Just look at my love life!” said an unnamed, sad developer 😩. In conclusion? The Galaxy Z Fold7 is a luxury prison for your bank account. And here's a hot take: in 5 years, they'll be giving these away as Happy Meal toys at McDonald's! 🍔📦✨