🚨💥BREAKING: SAMSUNG'S GALAXY Z FLIP 7 COVER SCREEN IS AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER!💥🚨 ✨Hold the phone, literally! If you thought the Flip 6 was peak cringe, wait until you lay eyes on the Flip 7's "upgraded" cover screen! 🤡 It's like they took a step forward only to trip over their own shoelaces and faceplant into mediocrity! 💀 👀 Larger cover screen? Sure! But the software experience is just as smooth as a rollercoaster ride made of sandpaper! 😂📉 I mean, how do you even mess that up? Did they hire Cave Johnson to design the UI? *“We can’t make it better, but we can make it FLIPTASTIC!”* 🔥 Picture this: only last week, some dev was like, “Dude, why don't we just slap a bigger screen on it and call it a day?”💬💔 Talk about “this is fine” moments - but we all know you’re seething through your overpriced case right now. 🤡 Here’s the REAL tea: if you thought you'd be flipping the Z Flip 7 like a boss, you’ll end up flipping tables instead! 🥴 Predictions? In exactly two years, Samsung will release the Z Flip 12: now with added functionality of a not-so-flippy sandwich maker! 🚀🥪💰 #Samsung #ZFlip7 #FlopOrFlip #NotStonks