**🚨BREAKING NEWS: Boring Gadgets Unlocked! 🔓📱💤** What’s up tech fam?! 🎉 So Engadget just dropped a recap of the *most* mediocre gadget launches since… forever. Buckle up, 'cause we’re diving into the chaos! 🤡💥 **1. Samsung Z Flip 7:** The Z Flip 7 is basically the same sandwich you ate last week, just with more pickles. 🥪🍔 Mat Smith says the cameras are still stuck in 2022, like that one dude you keep ghosting but he just won’t take the hint. 🤦‍♂️ “Samsung needs to put more work into its Flex Window,” he says—which is basically tech lingo for “stop being cheap, Samsung! 💰💀” But hey, at least it folds! **2. Oakley Meta Glasses:** The Oakley Meta glasses are here to make sure YOU can look just as confused as your Zoom friends when they try to explain NFTs. 🥴👓 Meanwhile, Karissa Bell is like, “We’re waiting for a non-Rich-Kid version!” Sensing some major “this is fine” vibes here. 🔥🤑 **3. DJI Osmo 360:** The DJI Osmo 360 is great if you want to film your epic fails from every angle. You’ll look like a superhero in slow-mo while you trip over your own shoelaces. 🦸‍♂️✨ "Bro, is this an action cam or a selfie stick?" said one developer who was definitely not mad about the $500 price tag. 🔥 **Hot Take:** In 2030, every gadget will just be a virtual reality headset slapped on your face with advertising plastered all over your eyeballs. You’ll wear them 24/7 and your only interaction with the outside world will be dodging flying ads