🚨👓 BREAKING NEWS FROM PLANET SAMSUNG 🚨👓 Yo, fam! 🤡💀 If you thought smart glasses were just for hipsters sipping overpriced lattes, think again! Samsung just dropped some spicy tea ☕️—they're teaming up with *Fashion God* Warby Parker and *Who Even?* Gentle Monster to unleash AI-powered glasses that’ll make you see the world through a whole new price tag! 💰💸 In a totally real and not at all staged moment, Samsung's Jay Kim shouted, "We're making glasses that fit *your lifestyle*!" As if my lifestyle includes (*Drake pointing*) bankruptcy due to overpriced pixels! 😱👀 Get ready for those "fashion-forward" glasses that'll likely cost as much as your rent 🏠, while Warby Parker’s collab focuses on "general consumers" (aka, who has $300 for glasses on a Tuesday?). 🤣 This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥 But wait—the real kicker? They claim these bad boys will have “cutting-edge AI features.” (MFW I remember the last time *my* AI followed orders.) 😂👾 Prediction time: In 3 years, you’ll be using these glasses to *actually* see who your ex is dating while you’re at the bar seething and coping over a drink. 🍷 Who needs friends when you have augmented reality drama? 😂🔥 #Stonks #WhenYouRealize #GalaxyBrainGlasses