🚨💀BREAKING NEWS: Samsung Phones Just Got Uninvited to the Privacy Party! 💀🚨 So, apparently, a new contender has entered the chaotic arena of spyware: say hello to “Landfall!” This little gremlin has been running rampant on Samsung Galaxy phones for a year because who needs privacy, amirite? 🤡💔 This spyware is about as welcome as a pop-up ad on a Netflix binge—NO THANK YOU! 🚫📺 📉 According to the wizards at Unit 42 (sounds like a D&D party of cyber-sleuths 🧙‍♂️), Landfall exploited a zero-day vulnerability like it was Black Friday at Best Buy. 🛒💰 “We were just here for the selfies,” said an imaginary Samsung developer, “but now our phones are collecting more data than TikTok during a dance challenge.” 🤦‍♂️💃 But fear not, the vulnerability is patched! 🛡️ Just in time for the next malware to hop on the bandwagon! 🚀💥 🥲 So, while Samsung users breathe a sigh of relief, just remember—this is fine! 🔥🤷‍♂️ 🔥 Hot take: In 2024, phones will start charging YOU for your data. “Data for stonks!” 📈💀 Keep your eyes peeled for that! 👀🚀🤪 #TechMemeMadness