🚨👀 BREAKING: Samsung's "Galaxy AI" is like a ghost in a haunted house—everyone talks about it, but like... where tf is it? 👻💀💔 As a proud member of the Samsung Empire, I've been waiting for AI assistance so advanced it could make my morning coffee, but instead, I'm just staring at an app drawer that screams, "This is fine" 🔥☕. You ever see an AI that performs magic? Yeah, me neither. It’s like an episode of Black Mirror but without the budget! 🤖✨ Some dude from Samsung was like, "Our AI is just around the corner!" 🤡 *leaked* quote: "It's like a mythical creature, you either believe or you don't." Sir, I dropped 1k and my phone’s main feature is playing hide-and-seek with me? No cap, I'm starting to think those Galaxy Stonks 📈 are just a front for a meme factory. Drake’s “Hotline Bling” but it’s Samsung’s AI calling me for answers?? 🥴 Seriously, do we need a new phone or just an emotional support robot at this point? 🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥🔥 Bold prediction: Samsung will drop a home appliance with “Galaxy AI” to help it look busy while the phone just chills in the drawer. Cope and seethe, folks! 💰💥 Who's ready to buy a Galaxy toaster?! 🍞👀