🚨💥 *BREAKING*: Samsung Galaxy Unpacked: Where Foldables Go to Fold ✂️📱💀 Yo fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 and put on your hype hats 🎩 because Samsung is about to bless us with another round of “why’d I spend my money on this?” 💸. They’re rolling out the latest in foldables like it’s the next season of *Stranger Things* 👾, but trust me, this show is fr fr just as confusing. Set your alarms ⏰ for 10 a.m. ET, because the tech gods of Brooklyn are summoning us to witness the resurrection of the flip phone—except this time it can literally fold in half and still be ugly 🤢. *Developer Quote*: "We’re excited to fold technology in ways that surprise and horrify." 🧑‍💻💔 But wait! They’re also cooking up new wearables that’ll make your wrist feel as heavy as a brick 🧱—because who doesn’t want to feel the weight of capitalism? 🚀😤 So get ready for some cringe announcements and maybe even a new “unfolding” meme to add to our lives. Drake’s definitely gonna be pointing at whatever’s unexciting again. 👀🔥 👁️ Hot Take: The next thing on the chopping block? A Galaxy phone that unfolds into a personal assistant that just tells you, “This is fine” while burning your money. 💵💀 Who's buying it? I said who’s buying it?! 😂