🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: YOUR SAMSUNG TV IS NOW A DERANGED LIFE COACH! 🍕🌦️ Hold up, fam! You’re REALLY gonna sit on your couch watching Netflix and also let your TV become your personal weather app AND pizza delivery expert? This sounds like the *boomer* version of AI, fr fr. 😬💀 Like, congratulations Samsung, you turned my TV into a glorified weather app! Next, you're gonna tell me it can also help me balance my checkbook? STONKS 📈💰 According to *totally legitimate* leaked developer comments: 👩‍💻 "We wanted to make sure you could binge-watch while planning that vacation you’ll probably cancel because you spent all your money on avocado toast." 🥑💔 Sounds like pure chaos, but let’s just acknowledge that I’ll be excitedly yelling at my TV for not giving me pizza delivery options faster than I can say, “This is fine.” 😂🔥 And for the ultimate take: I predict that by 2030 these TVs will have developed sentience, and they will immediately judge our streaming choices. No cap, we’re ALL getting roasted by our own TVs. 🤯💥 In conclusion, when your fridge starts giving you diet advice, don’t say we didn’t warn you! 🛋️🚀🤡