🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS: SAMSUNG GOING THIN LIKE MY WILL TO WORK!* 💥🚨 Forget the S25 Edge! The S26 Edge is about to drop like your high school crush when they found out about your gaming setup 🎮📉. Imagine a phone so thin that if you dropped it, it’d slide under the couch and disappear like your hopes and dreams 🙃💔! Rumor has it that this bad boy is not just a sliver of metal and glass; it’s got *UPGRADES* so big they should come with a tax form! 📄💰 You thought the camera was good on the S25? Pshhh! The S26 is about to make you feel like a professional photographer—despite your last IG post looking like a potato 📸🥔. *“We made it thinner to enhance the user experience,” says some random Samsung dev who’s definitely working on their resume.* 🥴✌️ Seriously, we've been through this before—who needs a phone you can *actually hold*? No cap, if I wanted to hold something slim I’d just carry a piece of paper! 🥶🤡 **🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The S26 will be so thin that conspiracy theories will emerge claiming it’s just a hologram, and we’ll be forced to carry around picture frames as a backup! Engrave that!** 🔮🤖 #Stonks #Cringe