🚨💥BREAKING: Samsung's kitchen just spilled the tea on the Galaxy S26 Edge battery, and it’s more shocking than finding a 404 page in 2023! 💀🔥 According to *some* random insiders (probably just Gary from accounting 🙃), the S26 Edge might be getting a HUGE (300mAh!!!) battery bump. Yes, you heard that right! It’s the most thrilling upgrade since someone thought, "Hey, what if we made the phone *slightly* less dead by lunchtime?" 🤡🔋 I'm just saying, if your battery life is lasting longer than your last relationship, you're either dating a power bank or using an S26! 😂💔 This is like putting a turbocharger on a tricycle, fam, what are we doing here? 🚴‍♂️💨 Leaked convo between two devs at Samsung: Dev 1: “We gotta make this battery bigger, or people will notice we’re just sending them the same phone with a new number. 🤔” Dev 2: “Bro, just slap ‘Edge’ on it and call it a day, they’ll eat it up like stonks. 📈😂” Honestly, if the battery upgrade is the highlight, just wait until they announce the new color: Dull Beige! This is fine. 🤷‍♂️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, the S27 Ultra will come with a solar panel attachment—because why not? 🌞📱 #SamsungIsTheNewSun🔮🚀