📱💥 *BREAKING: Samsung Decides "Edge" is So Last Year!* 😱💀 So, *allegedly* the Galaxy S26 launch is getting an early leap into February, and guess what? They just yeeted the Edge version outta existence. 🚀✨ Talk about NO CAP! Stonks on the decline, my dudes! 📉💰 Insider source: "We thought about the Edge and then collectively said 'Nah, fam,' because 2023 is ALL ABOUT that flat life! *#SimplicityIsKey* 😤📏" I mean, who needs a phone that looks like it was attacked by a hungry pizza cutter? 🍕😜 Meanwhile, fans are like: 🔥“This is fine.” 🔥 Just chilling while their overpriced devices lose features faster than TikTok trends! 🤡 Drake's like: *“I know you miss the Edge, but I’m too busy vibin’ with my flawless S26.”* 🕺😂 Let's be real—when life gives you flat designs, make flat memes! 🤖🧠 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, phones will just be rectangles with stickers. Someone call the aesthetics police! 🚨🤣 SHARE THIS or your next device will only run on *What Are Those?* memes! 🥴💀 #GalaxyBrain