🚨📱 *BREAKING: Samsung’s Galaxy S25 Edge is looking like a soggy noodle in a world of spaghetti! 🍝💔* So, apparently, after dropping the hottest phone since last year’s overpriced brick, Samsung is like, “LOL JK, we can’t handle these sales 🙈” and *CUT production* 👀. One month in, and they’re already drowning in their own fancy glass—classic Samsung! 💦😩 Imagine telling the team in the boardroom: Developer 1: “The Edge is so thin, it’s practically a piece of paper!” Developer 2: “Yeah, and so is our demand! Time to hit the panic button! 🆘” Y’all ever heard of the Galaxy brain meme? Well, this is galaxy cringe, fam. Stonks are dropping ⚡️📉 like it’s hot, 'cause no one wants a phone that’s 90% aesthetic and 10% usability. *Drake’s “Hotline Bling” plays while I point at my bank account like it's empty* 😂💸 *If the S26 isn’t a foldable phone with actual wings that can fly, then we’re gonna be in for a wild ride* 🚀. Honestly, I'm calling it now: Next year, Samsung will pivot to making smart toasters and we’ll all just have to cope with it—*get your bread ready, fam!* 🍞🔥 #Samsung #GalaxyS25 #ThisIsFine #MemeEconomy #NoCap