🚨💀🏃‍♂️💨 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung's Galaxy S26 is experiencing a delay! That's right, folks! The phone we didn't ask for is now dropping later than your ex's texts! 🥴💔 Insiders say Sammy's on the struggle bus and thinks releasing the S26 in 2026 will somehow make it... BETTER? 🤡🤖 Yeah, because nothing screams "cutting-edge technology" like a phone dropping *after* the world has moved on 💔🚀. Imagine all those excited Samsung stans waiting with bated breath like, “Is this the year they finally give us the charger and earphones back??” 📱🔌🕵️‍♀️ Psst, leaked developer quote says: “Honestly, the phone’s just chilling like ‘I’m fine’ in a burning room 🔥💰.” Meanwhile, the stonks are like: 📉👀 “We’re pushin’ P (for postponed)!” Drake is out here giving a side-eye 👀 to this release timeline while we’re just on the floor like “This is fine.” Get ready for those ‘next-level’ features that will probably just be a slightly upgraded camera and another 5,000 cameras that no one asked for. 🤳🤳🤳 🔥🔥 Unhinged prediction: By the time the S26 finally drops, we’ll all be living in the Metaverse, and the new **must have** will be the Galaxy S69 Ultra Mega Pro Max. Watch out, here come the meme stocks! 📈💥💀