📱✨BREAKING NEWS! 📱✨ Samsung is back at it again, hitting us with One UI 8.5 beta like it's the hot new blender everyone didn't ask for! 🔥 But wait, it gets spicier – they're stirring up some AI-powered notifications! 🧠💌 That's right, folks! Forget reading your texts like it’s 2010! Now, your phone will be like, "Hey fam, just telling you that Susan said she’s ordering pizza 🍕, but Mark also sent you a gif of a cat falling off a couch. 🤡" *AI SUMMARIES!* Imagine AI notifications saying, “This is fine” while your phone slowly melts in your pocket. 💀💔 How many times have you missed an important alert because you were too busy scrolling TikTok? 🌊🤳 Rumor has it, a “leaked” convo from one of our “sources” went like this: 👤 Developer: “Why announce this at a conference? Just drop it in the middle of a Tuesday when no one is watching.” 👤 Manager: “You mean like Elon dropping a new meme?” 😂💰 #Stonks! So get ready to replace reading comprehension with AI brainpower. 🤖📉 I'm calling it now: By 2025, we’ll all be relying on AI to text our bosses for us: “Sorry, I can’t come in, I’m in a *deep* relationship with my notifications.” 🚀💔 Hot take: One day, we’ll all be so lazy that our notifications will just say, “Bro, you’re done!” and we’ll all nod like, “Yup, I am!” 🤯🤷‍♂️ #MemeTheWorld 🌍✨