🚨💥 BREAKING: Samsung's Galaxy AI is "FREE" (for now) but read the fine print like you read your ex's texts! 💔👀 So, Samsung's throwing a Galaxy Unpacked party and guess what?! They're like, "No stonks for AI features… until the END OF 2025!" 🚀🔥 You heard it here first, fam: that's a solid “no cap” on charging you for a glorified Siri that looks like it's powered by your grandma's toaster. 🥴💔 Imagine this convo in the Samsung boardroom: 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: "Bro, what if we just charge like $200 a month for baseline features? 🤔" 🧑‍💻 Developer 2: "Nah, fam, let them taste the sweet nectar of free AI, then we HIT 'EM with the monthly fee! #GalaxyBrain 🌌🤯” But wait, is Samsung just trying to win our hearts like an over-eager puppy? 🐶💖 Or are they prepping us for the emotional rollercoaster of 2026 when suddenly, we’re paying a premium for digital reminders to drink water? 💰💦 This is fine... NOT! 🤡🔥 So, mark your calendars! 🗓️ If you’re still waiting for your AI assistant to pull up your vibe and not your wallet, you might just be forgotten by the time 2026 rolls in! UNHINGED PREDICTION: by 2026, Samsung will be charging you in crypto and your AI will forget your birthday! 🥳💀 #GetRekt