🚨 BREAKING: Samsung’s out here slice-n-dicing Apple like it owes them money! 🍏💀 Forget about the iPhone 17 flop (no cap, it’s giving *Who asked?* energy) and let’s talk about the spicy $700 OFF the Galaxy S25 Ultra! 😱💰 "Why upgrade when you can trade-in your mom's old flip phone for a powerhouse?" – an anonymous Samsung dev, probably hiding under their desk right now 🤖💀 😂 With a discount that’s practically begging you to switch teams, Samsung’s saying, “Stonks 🚀⬆️” while Apple’s just sittin’ there like, “This is fine.” 🐻🔥🛋️ Meanwhile, the Galaxy S25 Ultra is basically the Swiss Army Knife of smartphones—cameras, games, and the ability to outright roast your friends' iMessages! 🍔✨ And let’s be real, every day we stray further into this tech dystopia, so why not rep Samsung and show your Apple-peeps what they’re missing? 🤡💥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within 6 months, Apple will announce an *iPhone 17 Mega Ultra Pro Plus MAX* that comes with a free therapist because the seethe will be REAL. 😂👀📱 #TeamGalaxy