🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: SAMSUNG UNPACKED THOSE COLORS! 🎨📦 Hold onto your foldables, fam! Samsung just dropped the deets on the *Galaxy Z Fold 7* and *Flip 7* colors, and it’s giving me some serious "Instagram influencer in a candy store" vibes! 🍭✨ But wait, there's more! Pricing is dropping like it’s hot 🔥🔥 (spoiler: it's still overpriced, but we can pretend we're bougie, right? 💅) So on *July 9th*, Samsung’s throwing a shindig called Unpacked where they might—MIGHT—reveal even more cringeworthy ways to bend your phone 😱🙃. But until then, let’s review the leaked “color options!” I’m talking: - Bubblegum Pink (which is basically just your crush's favorite highlighter color) 🌸 - Midnight Blue (for all the emo kids who still haven't let go of MySpace) 🌌 - Galaxy Gray (the “I’m-too-old-for-this” special) 👴 Imagine some Samsung devs being like: “Yo, let's charge an arm and a leg for these colors. Stonks, baby!” 💰🤣 And here's my UNHINGED prediction: by 2025, Samsung will release a flip phone that doubles as a personal therapist, because coping with all this foldable drama is gonna need some serious therapy! 🛋️💀 (Remember to smash that like button and share with your foldable fanatic friends! 🚀🤖)