🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT: Samsung's Galaxy Watch 8 is launching a workout scheme that's just 💩🤣💀! You buy the watch and get, like, six months of iFit workouts... kinda. But hold up! Only a FEW workouts are free. 🤔 Imagine flexing at the gym with "free trial" emblazoned on your body like you just got 100% rizz 💪🔥🎉, only to realize you’re getting served a low-carb diet of boring workouts 🤡: “It’s fine,” like the dog in the burning room. ☕️🔥 💰 “Bro, we could’ve just dropped this fitness subscription with the watch, but nah—let’s just sprinkle some free samples like they’re candy and hope they forget what kinda rip-off it really is!” - *Anonymous Samsung Developer* 🤖💔 Meanwhile, Apple is probably plotting their next "all-you-can-juice" treadmill that sells for $5000 while we all collectively scream 😱! 💀 So, here’s the big brain prediction for ya: In 2024, Samsung will launch an NFC-enabled celery stick that links to your Galaxy Watch for only $999. And it will only receive positive reviews from people unironically calling it “the future of fitness.” 💡🚀 Like, who needs fitness when you can just wear a smartwatch and look busy? 🤪💅 #Stonks #OverpricedFitness #TakeMyMoney