🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 🚨💥 Samsung just dropped a 115-inch MICRO RGB TV that is so expensive it makes Bitcoin look like a garage sale! 💰💰 Like, fam, over $32K?! For that price, I better be able to watch my favorite shows in 8D reality where I can smell the popcorn popping! 🍿💨 First teased at CES 2025 (which sounds like a sci-fi movie, ngl), this tech marvel is so “advanced” it probably runs on the tears of broke college students. 😭📉📺 And let’s talk about this “Micro RGB AI engine”... If it’s anything like my roommate’s AI, it will probably end up analyzing TikTok dance moves instead of improving my color accuracy. 🤖💃 So, what’s *really* going on? Here’s a leaked convo I just made up: **Samsung Engineer:** “Bro, what do we name it?” **Marketing Guy:** “Call it Micro RGB, cause it’s small... but definitely not my bank account!” 😩🔥 I mean, Samsung, we get it, you’re trying to flex on us, but are we *seriously* out here paying stonks level prices for a TV? 🤑🕶️ 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, TVs will be implanted in our brains and Samsung will charge $1000 for "brain streaming"! Prepare for a galaxy brain moment! 🤯👽 #SamsungThoughts #MeWantRGB