🎉🚨 BREAKING: SAMSUNG IS ABOUT TO CHURN OUT TESLA'S A16 CHIPS LIKE THEY'RE FREE SAMPLES AT COSTCO! 🚨🎉 Forget all your dreams of actually getting a Tesla. 🤡 The real stonks are in the *glorious* announcement that Samsung just inked a $16.5 Billion deal 💸💸 with Tesla to produce their next-gen A16 chips until 2033. Yup, 2033. So we’ll all still be *vibin’* with our flip phones while Tesla’s cruising around with AI chips that can probably tickle your fancy and drive your car… on the moon. 🌕 Real talk, Elon Musk just shouted out on X (yes, that’s what we’re calling Twitter now, cope and seethe with it) and everyone’s pretending they understood the words he strung together. 🤖💬 “The strategic importance of this deal is hard to overstate,” he says. Meanwhile, Samsung was just waiting for someone to play house with their Texas factory. 🚧 ✨ LEAKED QUOTE: “Bro, if we can get this chip production going, Samsung can finally stop making *literal* fridges with screens.” – Anonymous Samsung employee, sipping on that Texas sweet tea. 🥤😂 🔥 Here’s the hot take: Soon, your fridge will be smarter than your brain, and the AI blacks out because it can't remember how to brew your coffee. You heard it here first. Cheers to the future of fridge art! 🚀💀