🔥🎉 *BREAKING NEWS* from the land of Samsung and Sweat 💦🤖: The "free" ride on Samsung Health 🚀 is officially OVER! 🛑🛑 Get ready to whip out your wallet because they just dropped a *guidance bomb* 💣💵 — oh wait, did we say guidance? We meant *GUIDED WORKOUTS* for your Galaxy Watch but, plot twist, they’re charging you for that baby! 💸🥴 Remember when we all thought we were getting abs for FREE? 😂 *Drake pointing* to the “no subscription” days 👇, while the Samsung team is like: “1% chance we can monetize your laziness? Stonks!” 📈💀 And guess who’s not hyped? Everyone! Picture this convo: 👨‍💻 Developer: “So how do we get people to pay for workouts?” 👩‍💻 Fellow Dev: “Add ‘guided’ in the title! Works every time!” 👨‍💻 Developer: “Theme it with hip music and VOILA! $9.99, please!” This is the real-life equivalent of watching your favorite Netflix show– and then they hit you with the “surprise! PAYWALL!” 😱💔 So, what’s next? Samsung will probably launch a “Breathing Reminder Subscription” (exhale for $4.99/month) 😂. 🔮 I'm calling it now: within the next month, they'll have **premium sweat emojis** available for purchase! 💧💸 *You heard it here first, fam! Share if you want your abs for FREE!* 🤪🚀💪