🚨 BREAKING: Samsung's Gonna GO OFF with the Galaxy S26! 🚀💰 So, listen up fam, Samsung just dropped the bomb that they’re gonna unleash the Galaxy S26 like Thanos with all the Infinity Stones! 💎💥 They’re straight-up hopeful about selling 36 million units 📦, which is basically like saying “hey, we’re gonna make more money than Elon Musk running a piñata factory!” 🤡🔥 But like, how aggressive are we talkin’? 🤔 Picture this: the marketing team is meeting in a dark room, throwing around phrases like “sell or die” while sipping on overpriced lattes. ☕💀 I can hear them now: “LEAKED QUOTE from a developer: ‘If this doesn’t sell, we might have to start making flip phones again.’” 😂📞 They’re banking on their secret sauce—more cameras than an actual spy agency and features no one asked for! Remember when they put a million lenses on the phone and called it a camera upgrade? Like, fam, we just wanted a phone, not a NASA telescope! 🤪🔭 So, here’s my hot take 🔥: if the S26 doesn’t come with a built-in coffee maker, Samsung's dreams of 36 million units are gonna be as dead as my chances of being a TikTok star! 💀💯💀 Get ready to seethe, Samsung stans! This will NOT be fine! (See image of dog in fire) 🐶🔥🔥 #GalaxyBrain #FortniteStonks