🚨📱 **BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pro is literally flexing on Samsung like it's a 7th grader in P.E.** 💪🤣 Listen up fam, we NEED to talk about the STONKS 🔥📈 Samsung is losing by NOT stealing these 3 iPhone 17 Pro features for the Galaxy S26 Ultra. 😱🤑 🔍 **Feature 1: Periscope Zoom** — Samsung: “We invented this!” Me: “Yeah, but we want it to actually WORK, not just exist like my ex’s ambitions.” 📸👀 💡 **Feature 2: Dynamic Island** — Samsung's UI team be like: “We can’t copy Apple directly… let’s just call it a Dynamic Lake.” 🏞️💀 Newsflash: Google Maps can’t even find that feature; it’s lost in the ocean of mediocrity. 🤖 **Feature 3: Cinematic Mode** — Can we get an INSTANT upgrade for the next Skull emoji, Samsung? 'Cinematic' should be a vibe, not a dumpster fire! 🎬🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We thought about it, then remembered we still owe money to our last innovation." - *Anonymous Dev who probably just discovered coffee* ☕💤 In conclusion: If Samsung doesn't pull a heist worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster with these features, I’d say it’s a *this is fine* moment, and we’re just watching the tech world burn! 🔥 **Hot Take:** **iPhone 17 Pro is just a prototype for the REAL future: the iPhone 20, which will use AI to predict your next existential crisis**. 💭👽 #GalaxyBrain 🤯🌌