💥📱 HOLD UP, FOLKS! Samsung just dropped the Galaxy Z Fold 7, and it's about as exciting as watching paint dry... BUT it's also a beast?! 🤯💪 This phone is like the Swiss Army knife of tech, just WAY more expensive. 💰💸 Imagine this: You’re out here trying to impress your friends with your fancy foldable 💅 but all they see is their bank accounts crying 🤣. It's basically a “Hey, look how much I can spend on a phone!” sign 🔥. “Everyone needs this!” said the guy who still rocks a flip phone 😂. But let’s be honest, if you can only afford ramen noodles for the next month AFTER dropping 💸 on this bad boy, you might wanna think again 🤔. Oh, and here's a *leaked* convo straight from Samsung's dev team: Dev 1: “We should add a feature that folds time!” Dev 2: “No, just make it fold in half and call it a day.” 🥴 But listen, if you're still thinking about getting one, just remember: No cap, you’re in for the most *drama* since a reality TV show. It’s a flex, but so is crying over $2,000 😭. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 3 years, everyone will have Z Fold phones, and the “normal” smartphone will be as rare as a unicorn 🦄. Get ready for the tech apocalypse! 🚀😱